Feeling one meltdown away from quitting your job? You’re not alone.

Welcome to Twinkle, Twinkle, My Ass – the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud swear word coloring book made for the true superheroes of early childhood: burned-out preschool teachers and daycare workers who deserve a damn break.

Inside this unapologetically bold book, you'll find:

️ Hilarious quotes about daily daycare chaos
Bold designs with doodles, tantrums & coffee
Perfect for stress relief, venting & gifting

Whether you're battling glitter storms, snack-time meltdowns, or Karen’s “concerns,” this book is here to remind you:
You're doing amazing. You’re just also losing your shit – and that’s totally valid.

Perfect for:
– Teacher appreciation gifts
– Daycare coworker surprises
– Retirement laughs
– Mental health breaks during nap time

Warning: This book contains strong language and strong feelings. Not for kids. Definitely for those who take care of them.