Once upon a time, Republicans had just one daddy… but now they have TWO! In this definitely-not-for-kids satirical picture book, Landon Reid takes readers on a rhyming journey through the curious case of Daddy Trump—the adjudicated rapist, sneaker-selling, Bible-peddling, golden tower-loving grifter—and Daddy Elon, the tech billionaire with more baby mamas than working Teslas. Together, they redefine "family values" in a way that only America’s most gullible could believe.
Hilarious, biting, and painfully accurate, Republicans Have Two Daddies is the satirical picture book you never knew you needed.
If you love dark humor, political satire, and a good reality check, this Little Golden Toilet Book is for you. If you’re a snowflake who melts at the sight of facts—consider this your trigger warning.
Buy now before Daddy Elon tries to censor it!